{"product_id":"waiting-for-the-big-beautiful-obituary-unisex-heavyweight-crewneck-tee-comfort-colors","title":"Waiting for The Big Beautiful Obituary - Unisex Heavyweight Crewneck Tee | Comfort Colors","description":"\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePre-shrunk and soft-washed fabric with garment dyeing for minimal shrinkage and a vintage look.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eConstructed with a twill-taped neck and shoulders for enhanced durability.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFeatures double-needle stitched sleeves and bottom hem, and a 1\" ribbed collar with a double-needle topstitched neckline.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFabrication:\u003c\/strong\u003e 100% US-grown ring spun cotton.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSize guide\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eM\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e2XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e3XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA) Length (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26.6\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29.4\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30.7\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31.6\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e32.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e33.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eB) Width (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e35\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e39\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e42.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e46\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e54\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e58\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eB) Half Chest (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e17.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e19.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e21.3\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e23\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e25\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e27\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eC) Sleeve Length (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e8\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e8.3\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e13.3\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e9.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e9.8\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e9.8\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e10\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\n\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eGeneral\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eThis heavyweight t-shirt merges timeless style with durable construction, making it a staple for any wardrobe.\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eWash\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eThe garment should be cared for according to the soft-washed and garment-dyed nature to maintain its color and shape.\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eDry\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eTumble dry low or air dry to preserve the fabric's integrity and color vibrancy.\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eStore\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eKeep in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight to prevent any color fading over time.\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e","brand":"Say it Subtle Tees","offers":[{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":54182990119196,"sku":"2ace96b6-6543-4ba0-80b7-8c8f42bf1c1c","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":54182990151964,"sku":"38c7ad4d-a009-4e8f-bf02-f839ea72ea53","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":54182990184732,"sku":"7cb018ff-86d5-4267-a099-dbeed569fae9","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":54182990217500,"sku":"114cd02e-17ba-453b-bf2f-d989a6a5441c","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":54182990250268,"sku":"f3ea2680-020e-425d-a35f-d6b3fc3ffadd","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":54182990283036,"sku":"6fcb7c58-f5fb-4617-b9d0-b702bfe50f4f","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ White","offer_id":54182990315804,"sku":"9b4a276a-bdb0-4e51-9d8a-d11d59a1fac1","price":53.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ ivory","offer_id":54182990348572,"sku":"1b786381-e56a-495f-8d3b-053a930f6937","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ ivory","offer_id":54182990381340,"sku":"1d4670b6-db82-4965-bba8-e857485cde90","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ ivory","offer_id":54182990414108,"sku":"57704ab9-1a7e-4d8b-96de-5b4c96435772","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ ivory","offer_id":54182990446876,"sku":"0fe6c6d4-e663-4ea9-ad72-d4be5c1e425d","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ ivory","offer_id":54182990479644,"sku":"50829d0e-0fee-4712-9f0d-170baf94db5e","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ ivory","offer_id":54182990512412,"sku":"8192f462-8664-49c5-a2e2-00101ed24211","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ ivory","offer_id":54182990545180,"sku":"32f083d0-0f91-460d-ae03-a65a54b2eecd","price":53.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ terracota","offer_id":54182990577948,"sku":"4c111089-6534-45fa-a538-9489b5b24925","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ terracota","offer_id":54182990610716,"sku":"82910a0b-a515-43a9-ab49-350da1a9e774","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ terracota","offer_id":54182990643484,"sku":"8fe8a235-79fc-4df2-923a-deb1a556b10b","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ terracota","offer_id":54182990676252,"sku":"3baf39c2-3b5d-4962-bba5-70f07e6284a7","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ terracota","offer_id":54182990709020,"sku":"55391a40-06c7-448e-a3e4-57333399d081","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ terracota","offer_id":54182990741788,"sku":"d93681ff-be53-4bbc-a112-6eaf8e36264f","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ terracota","offer_id":54182990774556,"sku":"c7fab3bc-13d3-49c3-864c-dae4e2ae409e","price":53.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ bay","offer_id":54182990807324,"sku":"0b1bc7a3-c244-4abf-ae42-c5f5cce8ed74","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ bay","offer_id":54182990840092,"sku":"5f1feb41-b190-4190-b719-751a3c00b416","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ bay","offer_id":54182990872860,"sku":"8e144baf-bbc8-4391-8164-8b138411f958","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ bay","offer_id":54182990905628,"sku":"7741c287-7cea-4221-a5d4-da3084a7f9ec","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ bay","offer_id":54182990938396,"sku":"ffaa9052-cced-4ab0-bd37-0c3f731b6cd0","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ bay","offer_id":54182990971164,"sku":"74314a14-159a-4c3b-badf-2c1a4884b0f3","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ bay","offer_id":54182991003932,"sku":"e8854511-f030-458c-b28f-3282e820a931","price":53.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0953\/9344\/8220\/files\/bae83426-cf73-4497-ac31-c548815a4da7.webp?v=1780798464","url":"https:\/\/sayitsubtletees.com\/products\/waiting-for-the-big-beautiful-obituary-unisex-heavyweight-crewneck-tee-comfort-colors","provider":"Say it Subtle Tees","version":"1.0","type":"link"}